Searching For People

At long last, a new apartment! And as promised (Ira always keeps his promises) I’m going to give you lengthy descriptions of every room…eventually. Right now, just an overview. The apartment is two bedroom with hardwood floors and long windows. It’s on the top floor of a cool old building in an up and coming neighborhood. Probably in three years Ira couldn’t afford to live here, but he’s gotten in while the getting’s good and that makes all the difference. What’s it they say about the early worm?

I have a roommate who so far seems cool, but you can never tell. Her name is Holly and she seems to spend most of her time at home. As long as she’s in her room, it’s okay with Ira! Yesterday Holly was trying to educate me about make-up because she works for Avon. I hope she doesn’t think Ira is going to start giving her a length long wear lipstick review because it ain’t Ira’s thing at all! I like make up on ladies, but not on me.

The best news is that there are no babies or mean mommies anywhere in the vicinity. Hooray! It’s all I ever wanted after being driven out of my last place. Grrr, still mad about that. Mad enough to want to consult a web decetive and get dirt on that family, but whatever - Ira will let it go…for now.

Big changes afoot around here now! Ira is leaving the building! FINALLY!

Actually I’m not that happy about having to move. It wasn’t my first choice. In fact my first choice was trying to get those horrible parents to move - that’s right, horrible. Their kid looks like a monkey and they’re embarassing excuses for human beings, like most parents are. It all spiraled out of control when I told them to make that kid quiet ASAP and the mother just came screaming at me like a whirlwind. She was shouting at Ira and crap! What gives her the right? I got her back though when I left a packet on her doorstep telling her how not to stop being fat. Haha, I hope she started bawling when she saw it.

But I’m moving out for good in two weeks. The new place is nice and big and there are no babies in the vicinity, thank god. I had to work pretty hard to find a person to move in with me. Apparently Ira isn’t that easy to get along with, or so they say. I think I’m really easy to get along with; I just need to find person who believes that they way I do and you do. You do don’t you?

Anyway Ira will be back next time with descriptions of the new apartment and living quarters. Can’t wait! Goodbye sleepless nights and bad neighbors! OVER IT!

This has now gone beyond mere annoyance and turned into total war. After I spoke with the kid’s dad I thought we were generally cool with one another. Everybody loves Ira! The kid was still wailing its stupid head off but I might have been able to deal except for the kid’s mother just came to my apartment to bitch AT ME for being inconsiderate. She went on and on about how Ira doesn’t have kids and therefore Ira can’t know what it’s like to have a baby crying all night and could Ira please stop being passive aggressive because it’s aggravating her post-partum depression.

WTF?

I mean, come on lady. You are not the first person to have popped out a child. Having a baby doesn’t immediately entitle you to be a crazy, entitled loon! Apparently it does in this building though. Now I wish I had been a bigger jerk to the dad if his wife was just going to bitch at me either way. Ira HATES defeat but even he must admit that maybe moving is a good thing. Sadly funds are tighter than they used to be and I’m going to need a roommate. I’ll have to use a people search engine to facilitate this. It makes me so mad that I’m being driven out by a 5 month old crybaby. Oh well, with a people search I can find the exact kind of roomate I want. Rule number one NO KIDS!!!!

Here’s some funny ADULT humor: Rant Farm - Diseases We’re Glad Aren’t Sexually Transmitted. Finally, a bit of maturity in my world.

Seriously, is this kid gonna grow up, EVER? The screaming was better for a minute, but now he’s back at it again. I’m going crazy trying to sleep. Even trying to just live my life is insanely difficult. So what’s Ira to do? Well, I don’t want to bother the guy again. He already tried to accomodate me and it didn’t quite work. He’s my neighbor so I don’t want to be on the outs with him. That’s never a good environment to live in. Ira is wondering about maybe moving now. I’m not sure if I can do it though. Maybe I should just wait til this little monster grows up. What is he, five months by now? Who knows. Augh. I’m gonna leave some links real quick and take off, cause my head hurts. Ira is even thinking he should find a person to maybe off the kid. Okay, Ira’s only kidding. He’d never hurt a baby. haha! I would never use people search for such evil. Back to finding people using a people search engine. That’s it, that was the last link Ira had for you. Oh..wait! One more, but it’s not related to search. Instead, it’s to the Vitamin Shoppe. Enjoy!

So the baby is still a screamer. Still screaming its head off like it’s dying. I thought I was gonna move or go crazy or just finally off myself until I thought that maybe I could say something. Be tactful, Ira, like you know how to, but be firm. I knocked on his door. My knock was met with the shrill cry of a baby being murdered. It is truly a most unsettling noise, I assure that you have yet to witness such a sound. I introduce myself, and the guy is very friendly. He understands my position but doesn’t know what he can do. Then I see that the baby’s crib is actually pointed right at the wall adjacent to my apartment. The kid is pretty much screaming right in my general direction. To my surprise, the guy agreeds to move the kid to another part of the room! And, well, it’s only been a couple days but already the sound is greatly lessened. Ira is happy. And because Ira can once again think in peace, he will give you some great people search links. See what I did there? Slipped a link in already! A link about person search. Sneaky Ira! I am so sneaky that you might want to run a background search to make sure I’m not a conman. Okay, that’s enough. I’m gonna go read some hilarious stuff: Rant Farm - To Garfield Minus Garfield.

Ira spoke to soon. The baby is back to screaming all day, every day. What the hell are they doing to that kid? It’s truly a terrible noise. Maybe the worst, most annoying sound my ears have ever been privy to. I can’t imagine what the parents are going through. I saw the dad leave for work the other day at the same time as me, and he looked at me with the saddest eyes in the world. He looked like a prisoner. Huge bags, skinny, forlorn. So sad. Oh well, it’s the gift of life, right? Heh, tell that to the dad! Well, since I haven’t been getting much sleep myself, I’ve been honing my ways to find people, and I must say I’ve been getting even better at people search. In fact, I can call myself the best person I know at finding hard to find things and people. Okay, the baby’s quiet for now…I’m gonna go nap!

Whew! It’s been a long time since I’ve posted to this people search blog. I apologize for that. I bet you guys have been REALLY missing me. Yeah right. You’ve jsut been missing my awesome search information…don’t lie! A quick recap: the baby still is quiet. In face, it hasn’t made a peep. I hope everything’s okay over there. (you guys ever seen Trainspotting? that scene with the baby…) Enough blabber, on to links. Here’s a cool blog if you want to find people. If you’re looking for someone find them through the previous link. Oh, and you’ll never guess what I heard at a new year’s eve party.

Hurray! The baby next door finally figured out how to sleep at night! I prayed, and I never pray, that he would just stop screaming and night, and now he has! I am so happy. It’s been three nights now of blissful uninterrupted sleep. I am so happy I could cry, but I won’t. In fact, I don’t even remember the last time I did cry! Weird, or good I suppose. I’m just at work procrastinating, when I really should be working because it’s such a short week and I have so much to do. I think I might have to come in on Friday when no one is here; i’m just too distracted right now. I keep trying to find person online, and I am not having much luck with it. I’m usually so good with person search, but this one friend from high school is really hard to find…..Maybe he’s in the witness protection program! Wouldn’t that be a trip!? I’d never know either. Never thought about that. Oh great, my mom just sent me an email with a link to PremiumHowtoGuides.com-Proper Dining Etiquette because we are going to my aunt’s house this year for Thanksgiving and my mother has always been obsessed with impressing her. They’ve been trying to outdo each other for years now. I curse the day I taught my mother how to use email. She sends me useless stuff all the time. She even sends me dumb chain letter and emails with stupid pictures in them that she thinks are a riot. Anyways, my boss is coming, so I better get going!

It’s Ocotber, almost Halloween time. Ghosts and goblins, trick or treating. I just finshed reading the latest Harry Potter, so I’m really in the mood for Halloween this year. I am going to be a Wizard for Halloween, Harry inspired of course. In other news, I’m still sleep deprived (baby next door) and seriously considering moving. The only good thing thats come out of my lack of sleep is my growth in people search knowledge.

This month I have some more great sites to recommend you check out if you as addicted to finding people as I am: People Search and Find People are 2 new people search blogs I found helpful.

People Search Digest - Eons is a news site, dedicated to what’s new in people search and search in general, I found this article really informative.

No, I am not being hypnotized. I am just so sleepy because the apartment across the way has a baby that will not shut up. I have no idea what they must be doing to it. Well, obviously, they aren’t going to torture their own child, but I kinda wish they would. Have they heard of a pacifier? Or duct tape even??? Grrrr, and the thing is, you can’t complain about a baby. It’s not a legitimate concern, because it’s just a baby. I need to move away until it grows up. While I was up all night, I decided to people search, because no one was online at 4 am. I found a couple good sites you guys should check out. The first one is a blog, and the second one is a great site that has articles on how to find anything and anyone. The article I linked to is about how to use online archives, which is really helpful if you need to research. I gotta go take a nap.

People Searches Blog

Find Anyone Now! —Article on how to use online news archives.