The Baby Found His Voice
Ira spoke to soon. The baby is back to screaming all day, every day. What the hell are they doing to that kid? It’s truly a terrible noise. Maybe the worst, most annoying sound my ears have ever been privy to. I can’t imagine what the parents are going through. I saw the dad leave for work the other day at the same time as me, and he looked at me with the saddest eyes in the world. He looked like a prisoner. Huge bags, skinny, forlorn. So sad. Oh well, it’s the gift of life, right? Heh, tell that to the dad! Well, since I haven’t been getting much sleep myself, I’ve been honing my ways to find people, and I must say I’ve been getting even better at people search. In fact, I can call myself the best person I know at finding hard to find things and people. Okay, the baby’s quiet for now…I’m gonna go nap!