New Place For Ira
At long last, a new apartment! And as promised (Ira always keeps his promises) I’m going to give you lengthy descriptions of every room…eventually. Right now, just an overview. The apartment is two bedroom with hardwood floors and long windows. It’s on the top floor of a cool old building in an up and coming neighborhood. Probably in three years Ira couldn’t afford to live here, but he’s gotten in while the getting’s good and that makes all the difference. What’s it they say about the early worm?
I have a roommate who so far seems cool, but you can never tell. Her name is Holly and she seems to spend most of her time at home. As long as she’s in her room, it’s okay with Ira! Yesterday Holly was trying to educate me about make-up because she works for Avon. I hope she doesn’t think Ira is going to start giving her a length long wear lipstick review because it ain’t Ira’s thing at all! I like make up on ladies, but not on me.
The best news is that there are no babies or mean mommies anywhere in the vicinity. Hooray! It’s all I ever wanted after being driven out of my last place. Grrr, still mad about that. Mad enough to want to consult a web decetive and get dirt on that family, but whatever - Ira will let it go…for now.